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The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring the beauty of nature. Suddenly, a massive bear appeared and charged toward him. Terrified, the atheist ran, but soon tripped and fell. As the bear towered over him, the atheist cried out, "Oh God, help me!"

Time froze, and a voice from the heavens said, "You have denied My existence all these years, yet now you call for My help?"

The atheist, realizing the irony, replied, "You're right. It would be hypocritical of me to ask for Your help. But perhaps You could make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

Time resumed, and the bear stopped its attack. It brought its paws together, bowed its head, and said, "Lord, bless this meal I am about to receive.

The Flood and the Faithful Man

A devout man lived in a town that was about to be flooded. As the waters rose, his neighbors urged him to evacuate. He replied, "God will save me."

As the floodwaters reached his porch, rescuers in a boat came by and offered him a ride. He declined, saying, "God will save me."

Later, as he sat on his roof with the waters still rising, a helicopter hovered overhead, and a rescuer lowered a rope. Again, he refused, insisting, "God will save me."

Eventually, the waters overcame him, and he drowned. In heaven, he asked God, "Why didn't You save me?"

God replied, "I sent you a warning, a boat, and a helicopter. What more did you expect?"

These jokes highlight the humorous side of faith and the importance of recognizing the help that comes our way.